Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
sex in a hospital.. check
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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