And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
