I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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