i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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