So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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