Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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