She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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