so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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