If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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