So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There's always time for handjobs
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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