Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I need water and some morals
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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