i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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