Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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