It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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