Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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