no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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