Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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