This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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