Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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