STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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