He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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