You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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