I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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