I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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