one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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