Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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