Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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