Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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