I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
