Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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