I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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