Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
