he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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