What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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