the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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