You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
don't judge my taste in strippers
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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