Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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