I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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