no you cant smoke seaweed
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Text me some of your sweat
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