this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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