if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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