I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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