yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I would ride that face into the sunset
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
