we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
