did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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