Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
