I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
