People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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