Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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