that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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