I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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