Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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