I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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