It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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