Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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