I'm really into asian looking animals
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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