i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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