census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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