Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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